Whenever I get arrested for murder I’m all:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

(Source: realhumanbaby)



Hi…

took a 3 month hiatus or something whoops. happy to be back



deadhorsefl:

for you classy nacho eaters out there

periwinklemisha:

ready for 420






high-blogging:

fucking ellen

(Source: heterophobiclesbian)





insomniacevents:

Korg monotribe cake anyone?